Overheard

Jason: "Lu, it's time to clean up your mess." Lu: "But, Dad, I CAN'T do it all by MYSELF."

Jason: "Yes, you can, it's your mess."

Lu:  "But you have to HELP ME."

Jason: "No, I don't."

Lu: "YES YOU DO. If I were falling off a cliff you would help me. You're my dad and it's YOUR JOB to help me."

Jason: "Okay."