Lucy: Dad, can we watch The Aristocats? Jason: No, the rental expired.
Jason: We rented it. We paid money to borrow it. Like you borrow a book from the library.
Lucy: But what did we rent?
Jason: The movie.
Lucy: No, but when you go to the library, it's a book, there's a thing. There's no thing.
Jason: Well, there is a thing, but it's in iTunes.
Lucy: But where is it?
I had to stop listening. She really could have asked about God and Jason would have had an easier time explaining it to her.