Signs That I Am Doing a Little Too Much

Yesterday, I found peanut butter in my eyebrow, presumably from my hastily-eaten breakfast.

I have taken to sleeping in my workout clothes in an effort to speed the process of getting to the gym before everybody wakes up in the morning. It is not working.

I have ordered all of Christmas off of Amazon. At least what presents I remembered to buy. I apologize in advance for forgetting you.

My lunch today? A brownie and a cupcake, both stolen from random boxes/trays of sweets I encountered around the office.

Ed. note: I wrote this post last Wednesday and forgot to actually post it. See what I mean?