Hired Hit...Er, Bit

Yesterday at Crenshaw's, there was a boy who "wasn't doing what I wanted him to do," according to Lucy. This is a constant theme with her: if people would just freaking do what she wanted, all the trouble could be avoided. Well, in response to this boy's disobedience, she ordered another boy to bite him. The would-be biter thought better of it and told on her.

Jason relayed this story to me, saying, "She put a HIT out on another kid." I had a hard time keeping a straight face. But it's not funny. Not at all. Not one bit.