Actually, this isn't so much an FAQ, because people have kindly stopped asking me questions. In fact, two different people who saw me dropping Lu off at kindergarten this morning simply said, "Uh oh."
Yes, uh oh. I have done two acupuncture treatments, eaten red Thai curry, walked and walked and walked on my twisted ankle, done various other ignoble things to help Lemon into this world.
I have now been pregnant for 17 days longer than I was with Lu. This is a colossal lesson in patience for me.