Lucy told us a few days ago that Alexander (a first-grader she knows from her old school) was "scared" of her on the playground, and that he kept asking her to chase him, and sometimes she did, even though chasing was against the rules. She later admitted she was chasing him and trying to kiss him. I asked her if Alexander seemed to like her doing that, and she said, "He likes for me to chase him, but I don't know if he likes me to kiss him. I just can't help it, I want to kiss him."
Oh brother.