I Am So Hot

And not in the good way. I have been out of the Cute Phase for at least a month, and am now into the Sweaty Beast Phase. Parts of my body touch other parts of my body that aren't meant to touch. Making me sweaty and uncomfortable and unpleasant. I pretty much look like the Venus of Willendorf now, except that she's made of limestone and in a climate-controlled museum somewhere and therefore is not sweaty.