Friday was Jason's birthday, so he treated himself to an early morning round of golf. Which left me alone to get Lu out the door. We were moving really slowly, but she said enough funny stuff for three whole blogs posts.
After returning from a timeout: "Mom, I just threw a little fit, right?" Holds fingers up about two inches apart: "About this big."
Amid dogs barking: "Mom, can we take Ramona and Clifford back to the pet store? I want some new pets. These ones are too loud."
While reading the cover of an US Weekly about Madonna and A-Rod: "Mom, this says 'Alex,' right?"