Overheard

For Valentine's Day, Jason bought Lucy a kitchen set for her dollhouse. It requires intricate assembly of furniture and setting a tiny table with flatware the size of fingernail clippings, among other things. As they're in her room rushing to assemble things before we take Lu to Pie's house, so we can have a DATE (you know, for Valentine's Day), I hear:

Lucy: "DAMMIT!"
Jason: "Lucy, what did you just say?"
Lucy: "Dammit."
Jason: "That is not a nice word."
Lucy: "Let's just set the table, Dad."