This morning I lost my keys and said, "DADGUMMIT," which is a routine I repeat most mornings. From her carseat, Lu said, "Mom, you say, 'dadgummit' and Dad says, 'momgummit.' Isn't that funny?" Well, yes, it is. And it's better than the poop jokes she normally tells.
p.s. My keys were in the trash, where I'd just tossed a bunch of junk from my car.