Marriage Plans

Lucy is going to marry Patrick. Not cousin Patrick, although she adores him. She is going to marry her best (and maybe only) friend at school. She is going to wear a white dress like Cinderella, and Patrick is going to wait for her on the stage . And everyone is going to watch. After that, we will all dance. But she and Patrick will dance by themselves first.

I have no idea where she gets this, but I am afraid. We need to start a wedding fund now.