Dear Any Women in the Z'Tejas north location restroom around or after 7:45 p.m.,
I am sorry. I am sorry for what you heard and smelled. I am sorry for the soiled Hello Kitty underwear we had to leave in the trashcan. I am sorry you saw my daughter's butt.
p.s. To the attendant who has to empty that trashcan, I am so very, very sorry.