The Princess Diaries

At 4:30 this afternoon, Lucy began referring to herself as "the Princess." She was wearing a long gold gown, a crown with crazy chiffon...thingies hanging off of it and the usual high-heeled, plastic mules.

"The Princess is really thirsty."

"The Princess needs a snack."

"The Princess wants some macaroni."

"Is this an early dinner? The Princess wants an early dinner."

After bath: "Look, Mom, the Princess is not stinky. I'm a princess burrito."

"Nooooo, not bedtime. Actually, the Princess is not tired."

"The Princess wants to read Arnie the Donut." Again.

The Princess went to sleep some time between 10:15 and 10:59.

The Court is very tired.