Lucy Logic

Exhibit A
Lucy, Jason and I were in snuggled up in bed and I told her we were spooning, you know, like three spoons all in a row. And she said, "No, I'm a spoon, you're a fork, and Dad's a knife."

Exhibit B
Jason was trying to get her to put her pants on to leave the house, and she didn't want to and kept asking, "Whyyyyy?" Jason explained that everyone didn't want to see her underwear. She countered, "But why not? They have Hello Kitty on them."