It is a perfect miracle (but no great surprise) that two beautiful giants like Wendy and Jason would produce the tiny, perfect specimen of Rylan:

I am proud to report that, although I have not met Ry yet, I have already talked about his poop in great detail with his dad. This from the man who shuddered (but was otherwise a great sport) upon being shat on twice by Lu.

Lu looks forward to having her ass kicked by Ry in every sport and holds out slim hope that she will be better than he is at something (spelling? origami?). I am hoping to arrange a marriage. The Littlebrook-Suganaho progeny would be of slightly above average height and athletic ability, making the gene pool a little fairer for everyone else.