Tonight we read A is for Angry: An Animal and Adjective Alphabet.
A is for angry. (She is well-acquainted with this concept.)
B is for bashful. ("What's bashful?" "Bashful is when you are shy.")
C is for clean. (She can sometimes be found in this condition.)
D-L (Insert darling animal and adjective combinations.)
M is for merry. ("What's merry?" "Merry means happy." "No, Mom, merry means when you have a wedding. You get married. Like you and Dad in the picture. You were dancing around and around." "What we were wearing?" "You were wearing a dress like poor Cinderella and Dad was wearing a tie.")
Merry? Marry? Well, she's not entirely wrong.