Lucy Lies

Lucy is sitting in her high chair in the kitchen, eating some salami. I am in the bedroom doing some important motherly task like folding laundry or applying self tanner. I hear her giggling. When I go back in the kitchen, her hand is outstretched to Ramona, who is licking her chops. The salami is gone, and Lucy looks guilty. She says, nodding her head, "I ate the salami. I put it in my mouth. Yep."